I Hate Socialism! I Applied for the PPP.

romi mahajan
2 min readMay 27, 2020


Is it indeed just that? An Act?

You are a freeloader man. People need to work hard for their money and not get handouts. That’s what’s wrong with society. This is America. This is the land of the free not of freebies. If you want to live on Welfare go to Europe. Here, you get what you put into something. Be accountable. We need less government and more private property. I’m sick of minorities and druggies getting all the free money while the rest of us work so hard. My daddy worked hard so did my grand-daddy. I raised my kids to work hard too- not like those immigrants.

If you like to freeload go live in a Socialist or Communist country. Go to North Korea or Sweden. Go to Cuba if you love freebies so much.

Yep. That’s what I have to say. I was born in a free country and I’ll fight to keep this country free. What are you? Are you a real man? Are you a sheep? Capitalism, bro. It’s about working for your money not getting in line for the handouts.

Okay, sir, you seem to be angry and I’m not sure why. Hey, I need help. I can’t make ends meet. My job doesn’t pay much and I work 60 hours a week already. What more can I do?

Well, that’s your problem. Get a new job. If you can’t hack it, then go live in a Socialist country. We work hard in America.

The pandemic hasn’t helped. Our hazard pay was just taken away and I’m back to 14 dollars an hour.

Markets are markets. Not my problem. I’m too busy working hard to worry about stuff like pandemics. This ain’t Socialism.

You seem to have a lot of answers. How are you managing your business?

Easy. This is Capitalist America not Communist China. I applied for the PPP. I’m not a sheep. I’m smart. PPP. Yep, PPP.



romi mahajan

Romi Mahajan in an Author, Marketer, Investor, and Activist